Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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