can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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