I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
