You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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