whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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