Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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