I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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