Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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