Kiss
Puke
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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