I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
this will be a night to untag.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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