dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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