butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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