Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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