Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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