I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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