and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We left the knife in your bed.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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