i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Randomize
