We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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