Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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