I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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