Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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