I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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