ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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