Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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