would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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