That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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