i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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