i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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