She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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