OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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