Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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