did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
These tits shall not be calmed
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