your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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