I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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