Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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