M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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