the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Randomize
