so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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