apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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