I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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