Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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