she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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