so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Randomize
