well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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