im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
