Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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