Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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