ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I forget how to act sober
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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