Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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