We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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