I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
