i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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