I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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