His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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