I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Randomize
