Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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