question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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