why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
K. On the way. I need a drink.
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Have we met?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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